Because X Marx the spot.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Because Joseph was Stalin.