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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.