Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.