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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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What is posthumous work?

Something written by someone after they are dead!

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism