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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism