Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

V2 Allah's Snackbar.