Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because it was Frigid
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Your teeth!
A full set of teeth.
Because he's a horse racist.
Pop music!
Because he is boring.
Buck-teeth!
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Because it was Pablo-matic