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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.