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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.