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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!