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Zinfandel Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM