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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.