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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.