What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do bed detectives solve?

Pillow cases

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.