How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.