How do you stop squirrels playing footb...

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?