How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!