Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.