Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist