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Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor