Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!