Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was