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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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