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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.