When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.