When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.