April Sale - 20% Off

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Previous Random Joke Next
Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.