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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.