When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.