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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.