What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog