What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.