What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Little Green Man Jokes More Little Green Man Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!