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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.