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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.