What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."