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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango