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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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They believe in a single-pair system.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.