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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers