Because they don't believe in higher powers.
They use French resistors.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
That I will open the door
To use the Pokestop.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They don't believe in a higher power.
