Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.