What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.