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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!