What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.