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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!