What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

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What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!