What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.