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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!