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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!