What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower