What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.