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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.