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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation