Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation