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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.