Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y