Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.