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Who won the race?

Society.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.