Handsfree
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A guard dog!
A pair of legs.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
About a Brazillion dollars.
He is a good breast-stroker.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Try to disable sticky keys.
They all have tur-rets
I'm gonna level with you.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
Oxidants happen,
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
He didn't jump high enough.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
