Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Stupidity Jokes More Stupidity Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!