Border Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?