Border Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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