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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!