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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.