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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Happiness Jokes More Happiness Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!