Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.