What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Pants 50% off

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles