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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!