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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)