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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!