Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law