Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.