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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law