Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law