Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
Per Ejemplo.
The Finnish line.
Coo.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
What a lavaly day!
Vlasic Park
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
By their names.
Brovines.
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
John is a bird.
No, John! can't see