Stupidity Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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What is bordering stupidity?

Canada and Mexico both are.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is close to stupidity?

Mexico and Canada

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.