Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
Quack cocaine
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Triggernometry
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
The elf-abet.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
Make blonde jokes!
They have a sixth sense of humor
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn