Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Elton's John
What's the matter You look flushed!
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Because of the lutte
The ground!
The Apey-cees!
30 of them are triggered every second
They are very loud when triggered.
Because he was grounded.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
LinkedIn Park
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
