Her coach was a pumpkin
It wanted to play squash.
Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
Happy halloweenie
He had "No body " to go with.
Student: "By staying home"
Student: "Alive".
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
Me: *names two of them*
Offensive)
He was told not to play with his food.
Because it was rated R.