Stupid Kid Jokes

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

School Jokes More School Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath