Stupid Kid Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call an exceptionally smart Native American?

IndiGENIUS

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost