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Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a Spanish baker?

A con-quiche-ador

What do you call an old Spanish car?

FeO

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Polack Jokes More Polack Jokes