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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Sudden Lee Jokes More Sudden Lee Jokes
Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.