Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
C and Y
Rite Aid
Drive me to the grocery store.
Food.
Chopsticks
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
T-REKT.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Garibaldi
Boulangerie.
They use French resistors.