Pre Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

White Supremacist Jokes More White Supremacist Jokes

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.