Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
He was sent to the udder side
Let Meowt!!!!
The pro-lease department
Khaki
Because ah, the egg roll.
How, are you?
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
You can silence a gun.
Because his wife needs him.
