What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.