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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron