What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.