What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.