What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y