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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.