What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.