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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What else?

You've walked out of wife

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!