What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!