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What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them