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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.