What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!