What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in