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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.