What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.