What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.