What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!