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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!