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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!