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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.