Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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With a trainslator

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.