How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.