How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Main Stream Jokes More Main Stream Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.