How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

Conjoined twins.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream