How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.