Main Stream Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What console does god use?

Praystation

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What's your first name?

Avoids

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.