Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.