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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.