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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.