Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...