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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.