Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.