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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.