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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?