What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.