What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

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