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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Natural Log Jokes More Natural Log Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?