Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Cause they'll Pikachu

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What country is ill?

Germany.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.