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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"