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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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Cause they'll Pikachu

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.