Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed