Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made