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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back