Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!