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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander