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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

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What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!