Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.