Orange Juice Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox