Orange Juice Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.