Orange Juice Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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