Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.