Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"