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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes