Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!