Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.