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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think