Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.