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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange?

Be quiet, I'm concentrating!

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!