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Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.