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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.