Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!