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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!