Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.