They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
He has two clean fingers.
A. Telling you his real name.
Check his spirit level.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Let me hear something different.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
5 minutes talk to wife.
