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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.