How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Feyonc

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!