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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing