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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!