What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!