What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.