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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers:v

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"