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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"