What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Cant Jokes More Cant Jokes

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!