Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Aight I'll calcu-lata
He had a wail of a time.
Die Hard
It is about 2 hours long.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
I need some for tonight.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Because it said "concentrate"!
